Think About It

Man are you getting gray, you’re also losing your hair

At least I’m not as ugly, I also heard you’re small down there

Well you don’t have to get mad, and what’s up with the attitude

Maybe being nice is getting old, time to be a little rude.


Hey there! How you doing? Looks like you gained a little weight 

Besides the double chin, and beer belly, man you sure look great

I’ll be damned it’s Barney Fife, big ears, and a build so thin

With those big ears, and that body, the circus might let you in.


My aren’t we touchy, did you get up on the wrong side of the bed?

No! But I was just thinking, you smell like you were left for dead.

Why are you being such an ass? Did someone piss in your cereal?

Next time bring your own glass, I don’t wanna catch no venereal.


I think I’m going to go now, you’re being such a prick

Funny you bring him up, is it true you have no dick

Man you’re such an asshole, and I don’t need this shit

Is it true you’re still living at home, sucking on your momma’s tit?


Well, since you’re being so pleasant, I guess I’ll see you later

Well, don’t let the door hit you, and buddy don’t do me no favors

Well, I don’t know what I did, but obviously, I made you mad

Well, that’s the problem, you just don’t get it, you people are very sad.


Let me put it to you simple, for you do-gooders everywhere

You never have nothing nice to say, or never a dime to spare

Words are very hurtful, they cut right through a persons soul

You can damage someone forever, but I guess you wouldn’t know

Next time think about what you say, words cut just like a knife

You can cripple a person inside, and damage them for life.


Mark Lee